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mytmouz
06-07-2009, 10:25 AM
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew
that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
them, but he had to try.. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, the Kings chief doctor. Horatio thought
about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queens bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would
work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder,
which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked
passionately on the Queens large and magnificent breasts. The Queens
itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a
hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1,000 gold coins With his obsession now satisfied, Nick
couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the Kings underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story............

Pay your bills.

434 smallblock
06-07-2009, 08:01 PM
damn thats funny

Proshot
06-07-2009, 08:05 PM
:laughoutloud: